What makes it even worse that Santana’s inner voice sounds a lot like Rachel’s mom.
Roses are red
And true love is rare
Booty booty booty booty
you know what i always thought was kinda neat
when gay couples raise children and you have to pick something other than dad or mom for the kid to call you
because obviously dad and dad or mom and mom is rly confusing for all parties
can i make my future kids call me something really cool and my wife can be “mom”
can i be like megatron
"mommy’s busy go ask megatron"
When Han met Chewie….
"hey i’m really full do you want the rest of my-"
Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone.
I think the fandom has gone off their rocker.
Honestly we maintained our sanity longer than I had expected.
I now bond you two in holy macaroni
A gas station near me has this.
It’s a pizza vending machine.
A FUCKING PIZZA
I have a need.
Bastille - “(I Just) Died In Your Arms”
I just died in your arms tonight, it must have been something you said.