lecterspet:

juliuscaesarofficial:

hazelnutcappuccino:

whose-titan:

captain-fucking-levi:

rainbowjaeger:

choose-yukki:

akigay:

that same anon just sent me ketchup 15 times what did i do to deserve this

AS SOON AS I REBLOGGED IT SOMEONE SEND ME PIZZA AND MY FRIEND WHO ALSO REBLOGGED THIS GOT APPLE PIE 15 TIMES

IS THIS A MOTHERFUCKING CURSE

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i’m gonna

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this is not okay

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UM

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i WASNT EVEN EXPECTING ANYTHING WHAT IS THIS

so far i’ve gotten penut butter, julius caesar, and dicks

???

musicveinss:

7-tease:

-uhhleeseeuhh:

lolzpicx:

GO HOME KITTEN, YOU ARE DRUNK.

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

oh my god it’s like he started to hover away but his front half’s antigravity didn’t activate

hahahhAHAHAHAA


I get that people think that this is funny, but this is actually fainting goat syndrome and it’s kinda not all that funny.

musicveinss:

7-tease:

-uhhleeseeuhh:

lolzpicx:

GO HOME KITTEN, YOU ARE DRUNK.

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

oh my god it’s like he started to hover away but his front half’s antigravity didn’t activate

hahahhAHAHAHAA

I get that people think that this is funny, but this is actually fainting goat syndrome and it’s kinda not all that funny.

verypunnyhorse:

1,000 FOLLOWERS SUPER FANTASTICAL PIN GIVEAWAY!
Do you like pins? Do you have a backpack and/or clothes to attach puns pins to? Do you not? DOESNT MATTER! Because I have pins! 

Attach them to your mom! Attach them to your dad! Attach them to your aunt or grandma! Fluffy? MORE LIKE FLUFFY GET BACK HERE SO I CAN ATTACH A PIN TO YOU!*


To enter, like and/or reblog this post (both count, so you can have up to two entries). You don’t need to be following Pun Horse to enter, but please be fair and don’t use multiple accounts. Winners will be drawn in one week, so Tuesday (March 25th) via random-number generator.
This NOT restricted to only US citizens, Please have your ask box turned on so I contact you to let you know you’ve won! If you don’t respond within 24 hours, or your ask box is not turned on, I’ll redraw for another winner.
1,000 FOLLOWERS SUPER FANTASTICAL PIN GIVEAWAY! …more like giveaYAY. AMIRITE?!
Heh. Heheh. I’ll be here all night. Thanks. Thanks. No thank you.
*Don’t attach pins to your relatives or your cat.

verypunnyhorse:

1,000 FOLLOWERS SUPER FANTASTICAL PIN GIVEAWAY!

Do you like pins? Do you have a backpack and/or clothes to attach puns pins to? Do you not? DOESNT MATTER! Because I have pins!


Attach them to your mom! Attach them to your dad! Attach them to your aunt or grandma! Fluffy? MORE LIKE FLUFFY GET BACK HERE SO I CAN ATTACH A PIN TO YOU!*



To enter, like and/or reblog this post (both count, so you can have up to two entries). You don’t need to be following Pun Horse to enter, but please be fair and don’t use multiple accounts.
Winners will be drawn in one week, so Tuesday (March 25th) via random-number generator.

This NOT restricted to only US citizens,
Please have your ask box turned on so I contact you to let you know you’ve won! If you don’t respond within 24 hours, or your ask box is not turned on, I’ll redraw for another winner.

1,000 FOLLOWERS SUPER FANTASTICAL PIN GIVEAWAY! …more like giveaYAY. AMIRITE?!

Heh. Heheh. I’ll be here all night. Thanks. Thanks. No thank you.

*Don’t attach pins to your relatives or your cat.

thatstheriddle:

sherokutakari:

deanbelievesinwholockholmes:

bennydict:

EVERYONE who reblogs this will be insulted in Shakespearean fashion.

I am so looking forward to this …

I GOT MINE BEING INSULTED HAS MADE MY NIGHT

EVERYONE

SHES NOT JOKING

Can I just go live under a bridge somewhere where no one will ever find me? Like a troll bridge or something.

My uncle is in the hospital and he’s dying of liver failure. He’s the closest thing I have to a grandfather…

I try to take off one fucking night of work and suddenly my co-workers are getting punished for trying to take my shift. One of them isn’t getting any hours now and the other one has to work the overnight shift by himself. I’m not even sure if that’s legal.

And not that I don’t love my best friend to death, but she is literally the only person I see anymore because I work nights now. I see her more than my own parents and I live under their roof.

I’m tired… So damn tired. And I’m just sad all the time. And I just don’t have anyone to talk to about it.

Where’s my troll bridge?

Headcanon: Ruby/Red disappeared when she realized she had no chance with Belle while Rumpelstiltskin was around. Well, Rump is “dead” and Red is back. Hmmmm… 

shokoshik:

What makes it even worse that Santana’s inner voice sounds a lot like Rachel’s mom.

5by5kevin:

Roses are red
And true love is rare
Booty booty booty booty
Rockin’ everywhere

spirit-worldwarrior:

komadoodle:

you know what i always thought was kinda neat

when gay couples raise children and you have to pick something other than dad or mom for the kid to call you

because obviously dad and dad or mom and mom is rly confusing for all parties

can i make my future kids call me something really cool and my wife can be “mom”

can i be like megatron

"mommy’s busy go ask megatron"

atleedala:



When Han met Chewie….

JDHSJSBSJDJDKDJDJDBXJD
OHMYGOD

atleedala:

When Han met Chewie….

JDHSJSBSJDJDKDJDJDBXJD

OHMYGOD

tastefullyoffensive:

There are two kinds of horses in this world… [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

There are two kinds of horses in this world… [x]